Concerning “the Great American Eclipse,” Brooklyn Law School professor Alice Ristroph writes in the rapidly deteriorating magazine, “there live almost no black people” “along most of its path.” The Atlantic’s longwinded law professor assures readers that “implicit bias of the solar system” is “presumably” not the cause of eclipse’s failure to affect enough black people.
“Still, an eclipse chaser is always tempted to believe that the skies are relaying a message.” Oregon, where the eclipse will first appear in the continental United States, “is almost entirely white.” “There are very few black Oregonians, and this is not an accident.” It’s totally on purpose in 2017, The Atlantic claims, because the Pacific Northwest state had a “racial exclusion” clause in its original 1857 constitution. The Atlantic notes that the eclipse will then move toward Wyoming and Idaho, which also have very low populations of black people.
You can now consider this the stupidity of the decade, as the Left is now declaring the path of the solar eclipse as racist. Here's why Left Wing publications like The Atlantic is now considering the path of the eclipse as racist, because it's not going over large populations of black people. Honestly I don't even know how people can consider the path of the eclipse as racist, since when the eclipse happens and you get the diamond ring effect the sky will go black in the afternoon.
The main effect of a solar eclipse is pure darkness for a span of a few minutes, if there is any stupid claim in the last decade...The Atlantic considering the path of the eclipse may just top that list. This is how pathetic and stupid the Left has become in America, as the stupidity is now out of this world with the Progressive Marxist Left now claiming the path of the eclipse tomorrow is racist.